Amanda K. Morgan

I finally finished art school and now I'm in the real world. Be afraid, be very afraid.

contact me / mandyk2007@yahoo.com
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philnoto:

Roger

philnoto:

Roger

  • Me: Hello?
  • He: Hello, this is Bill Rugan. Get used to that name because when we go on the lam that will be my name. Bill Rugan is a box folder at the local box factory and you, his wife, are Pat Rugan. She's a stay at home wife that crochets kitten pictures. Oh, and she collects thimbles.
A new Wired? Aww man, I have homework!
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meganamram:

Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:

1 lb. bag of Skittles

3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:

Mix well. Serve room temperature.

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You don’t know politics. If the other guy brings tenderloin, you bring prime rib. If he brings prime rib, you bring lobster. If he brings lobster, you tell everyone he wears a bra.

-Frank Barone

Everybody Loves Raymond

I never post here anymore - just at funnystuffhesays. Check me out there. Apparently if I delete this one, it deletes my shining treasure on the Internet, which would be no bueno.

Funny Stuff She Says - I just apparently haven’t said anything funny yet. ;)

thedisneyprincess:

Who is your favorite character from The Little Mermaid?

thisisjustgreat:

Charley Harper